Dear James, I have fallen victim to Cal’s Curse but not in the fun way. See, I’m already physically incapable of orgasm, but because several women on your blog said it made them horny, I wanted to try (because who wouldn’t want to be horny all the time?). My problem is, it’s taken away my ability to become sexually aroused *at all.* I’m not horny, I’m bored, and I can’t even edge to relieve my boredom. Please, can you help me?

You know I would, but in just the same way that we have our lovely denial bitches telling denial sluts how good cumming feels, at least now all those horny little denial sluts rubbing their cunts to this blog can feel better knowing you don’t even get that.

This is your fault,after all. You kept listening to that hypnosis recording. Silly you.

So be a good girl, and rub. I know it doesn’t feel like anything. Rub and cry wishing you could be like them. It’s feels so good when they touch and rub and stroke. They’ll really get off knowing that you can’t even feel that, I promise. 

Just imagine it like a psychic chastity belt that won’t even let you touch. Maybe that thought will help.

I doubt it.

Good girl.