I do love hearing confessions from you, my lovely followers. So I thought it might be fun to turn this into an ongoing ‘thing’.
Here’s the rules (because you know how much you love rules…)
- You must begin your confession with something like, ‘Dear James and his horny followers*, I have sinned, and edged. It’s been X days since my last orgasm.’
- Feel free to come up with your own words to describe my followers, that’d be cute, e.g. James and your congregation of denial sluts, etc (Any Brits who listen to Simon Mayo know just what I mean). So be creative with the whole intro if you fancy it.
- Then share your confession. It needs to be INTERESTING. If it’s just ‘I keep trying to edge but keep cumming’ then we know already. You won’t be getting a reply I’m afraid.
But, if it’s something funny, or sexy, or kinky that you want to confess, bring it on. Maybe you masturbated somewhere you shouldn’t have, or used someone else’s things, or with someone you shouldn’t have or ended up doing something hugely embarrassing. Anything. If it involves edging or it’s effects on you that’s brilliant but any sexual confession will do nicely.
- It can be something you genuinely feel bad about, or just something you think it’ll be hot to share. We’re easily entertained here.
- Use a submit link if it’s long and I can post it anonymously. I will assume any confession is to be anonymous unless you tell me otherwise. But use Asks if you want to make sure not even I know who you are.
- I’ll reply with the ‘penance’ you have to do. Those will normally be a denial and edging sentence, plus some sadistic twist.
- Please add a name to call you, even if it’s fake. Not just an initial. If you’re expressly an exhibitionist or a masochist add (e) or (m) or (e,m) after your name and I’ll work a visual or more painful elements into your penance.
- YOU MUST HAVE EDGED JUST BEFORE YOU WRITE IT – this is important, 1. So we can enjoy the fact you’ve edged, 2. So you really spill the beans and don’t hold back 3. It’s in the title.
I’ll get back to as many as I can, but I get a shitload of message so I’ll only reply to the ones I think everyone will want to read most. Don’t be offended if it isn’t you, I love you anyway and confession is good for you, even if thousands don’t end up edging to it.
Okay, that’s about it I think. I look forward to seeing what you lot come up with!
PS If this really takes off I reserve the right to turn them into a book 😀