Confession: I walked around all day with 47 marbles shoved up my cunt.

slut-solutions:

– With my luck, I’d lose count and I’d lose my marbles! That would be weird. Hold on to those marbles, slut!

That’s an interesting one!
(Make sure you boil the marbles first to make them sterile, or push a condom in you then feed them in one by one.