‘But why do I have to sit like this?’

‘Because you weren’t polite to the waitress.’

‘But she looked at me like I was a slut!’

‘You are a slut, my slut. So stay like that.’

‘Oh god, she’s coming back, this is so embarrassing!’

‘I know, and how does being embarrassed make you feel?’

‘You know very well, oh god please!’

‘Say it, before I make you say it to her…’

‘So very horny, Sir.’

‘Yes, so the stain on your dress seems to show!’

‘WHAT?!’