International Masturbation Month – does that mean I have to do it in another country? Maybe if I just jack off into the sea it’d count?

I had heard rumours of such, and now you prompt me, yes, I shall get planning. I think a 30 day denial plan might be the way to go – we can see just how many can last it out! And it would act as a possibly useful introduction to longer term denial on a step by step basis.

I’ll make sure it’s the taking part, and not the winning, that is most important. 

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