Am I your biggest fan? I’m brand new to tumblr, and quite frankly, I joined just so I could follow your blog which I discovered in a google search. I want to win this so much. Let me tell you why: I’m a bit sadistic and by winning first place I would ruin everyone else’s chance at earning an orgasm. The best part: I’m masochistic too, so I wouldn’t ask you for permission to cum even though I earned it. (I doubt SIR would allow it any way, even if you did.) A win for me is a win for us all.

I LOVE your thinking, Belle. And thank you for the lovely comments.

But no, you’re not my biggest fan this week. You’re going to have to work harder.

Your forfeit is to say to your dom, ‘I was browsing Tumblr today, have you heard of anal only?’ and then see where that conversation takes you.