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Dear James, since I don’t have a partner, I rely on randomly drawn cards with instructions to control my orgasms. After a week of denial, I was hoping I would be allowed to cum today. Instead, I got three weeks of no touch, and some freshly cut ginger on my clit when it wouldn’t stop throbbing. I know you will most likely say no, but may I please cum once before starting no touch? You can decide how and where, just please, please let me cum!

No, send us a list of every card description, we’re fascinated! Then maybe I’ll relent…