1/2 I bought the purple 7″ suction dildo on lovehoney, as well as a vibrating butt plug (which is so not like me AT ALL), because my only other vibrators were dying. And with my student discount I got a free lipstick vibe, so I thought I’d put the vibe in the dildo or use it on my clit or whatever. So I decided I’d go ahead and throw out my old vibes when I ordered my new stuff and not come until they got here (I’ve never been able to come from just my fingers).

Well the dildo feels amazing, I mean I’ve never gotten so close just from penetration before, but the vibe isn’t strong enough to make me come, even when it’s directly on my clit. So I’ve now spent 60 bucks on sex toys and haven’t been able to come once since I got them. Thought you’d get a kick out of that, cause I sure haven’t

Dammit, now I’m wondering if I should be recommending vibes that are too weak just to fuck with you all. 

Thank you, I love hearing how your new toys have been enjoyed, even in ways you didn’t expect!

Lovehoney emailed me this morning to say their January sale is getting ratcheted up to 60-70% off some stuff so definitely worth checking out. I had a look at the UK site and there’s some good stuff in it (a vibrating egg vibe for £3!!! and a nice looking silicone g-spot vibe for £13)

Have a look for yourself and post if you find any bargains or if you get stuff and like it!

Lovehoney Sex Toy Sale